Santa to a doctor, "Doctor Saheb, I hear that you pay commission to the person who brings patients for you? Doctor: I do. Where's the patient? Santa: I'm the patient also!
Santa: At last, my younger son bought Tablet with his own money. Banta: That's wonderful. It's iPad, Samsung or ... Santa: No No No. It's 'Crocin' for my headache!
Santa: The doctor told me to drink alcohol only one day a week. Banta: But you drink everyday... Santa: Yeah. He did not say which day. So I drink every day so as not to miss that day!
Santa: Heard 'B' is feeling very hot. Banta: How come? Santa: Simply because he is not having AC around it!
Santa: A month ago I gave my number to this beautiful lady. She said that she'll text me when she gets back home. Banta: So you got the number? Santa: I haven't received any call from her so far. I think she is homeless!
Santa: I will admit I am wrong if you will admit I am right. Jeeto: I agree! you go first. Santa : Ok, I am wrong. Jeeto(with a twinkle in her eye): You are right!